Hack Slash and Loot is like the original Legend of Zelda, if it had sucked balls. Permadeath, no inventory, tiny window, horribly pixelated "old skool" wannabe graphics that make everything look like little spiky smears.
Anything you find you must pick it up then and there or not. Including health or food.
I played a bit as an Archer (don't do that, unless you wanna die within 5 seconds) and as a Saracen (that one lasted 5 whole MINUTES)
what can I say about this utterly craptasticly fugly mess?
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
You know what?
Fuck this game...right up the ass..with a 12 foot dildo and no lube.
I'm sure there are plenty who will claim the charming nostalgia of ugly graphics and the utter lack of even a lives system and you know what I say to them? bite me pretentious ass. Because I really cannot comprehend how anyone would think this was worth their money or time.
Here's a trailer...that pretty much all I can say about it.