totally embarassing? Oh yeah!

So, I have played Gears and i've finished the campaign. I laughed, I cried, I cheered...i'm madly in love with Baird..yeah, that shocked the hell out of me as well. Man i hated him in the first 2 games. Last book, he grew on me, so I was able to appreciate his brand of "asshole" in a new way this time around.

Way back when, I bought my Xbox360 because of Gears of War commercials, which is funny because I didn't buy Gears of War for a while after I got it. First game I bought was The Darkness. Eventually I did buy Gears and it just sat there for a while. Finally I tried it and barely got past the beginning. First Behemoth and I was DONE.
I asked my husband if he would play with me, because maybe we'd get past the Behemoth together, but he wasnt all that interested. I nagged for a while and he finally agreed. That was actually worse than our recent Dungeon Siege ordeal. He kept shooting at the ground and going down, I kept getting killed trying to save him. It ended with me throwing a fit, cursing him out and him declaring he'd never play with me again.
So Gears sat on my shelf and eventually was joined by Gears 2 and no one touched them.

It took a long while to get him to game with me again and since we did so well with Borderlands he decided he'd try Gears with me again. Shame it took us so long to play it because we both loved the game. Except for the fact that he found that whole Dom-Maria shit touching and I found it annoying.. I mean damn Dom, whine more why don't you? Cole was awesome, but who doesn't love Cole? We bemoaned the fact that the only Asian bit it and I wondered why the hell Anya was walking around on high heels. Its a damn war put on some sensible footwear! Baird was an incredible prick and I hated every single time I had to hear him spout more douchey crap.
Being sucky players we played on Casual and it was just easy enough to get us to keep going even the few times we hit a hard patch. Except the end, man that was frustrating as hell, but after much death and cursing we got through it. funny thing about the whole thing. I have like ZERO desire to ever play as Dom (though I have to because DAMMIT Gears 1 gives you achievements for playing as Dom which I find utter BS, but I'll get o that) but I found it strange that my husband has no interest in being Marcus. Why the hell not? Marcus is awesome dammit!! i don't get it at all.

As I was saying, Dom-only Achievements really piss me off. WTF is up with that? Why don't I get achievements for playing as a guy with no neck, a disfiguring scar, a scruffy do-rag and a voice like gravel yet managing to be absolutely hot? I deserve an achievement for that. What does Dom do? Besides whine more about Maria than Tony in West Side Story?
I know I know, he was a bad ass  Commmando when Marcus was just a grunt but hat was the Pendulum Wars man, ancient history..well it feels like ancient history. Now he's just Marcus' shadow.
I'm bitter about those achievements if you can't tell...damn achievement whoring!!

So we finished Gears and barely stopped for breath before starting Gears 2. Which..I don't care what others say...was 10 times better than the first one in every way.

I do admit that there were a few cheap deaths....like the time I was standing on deck and the Leviathan ate me...WTH?? Can'ta person get a heads up?? But that was more of a hilarious cheap death than a frustrating one...I will also cop to getting  bitch slapped into a pancake by a tentacle a couple times.

Right here I wanna take a moment to say... Benjamin Carmine died a horrific death and he was a damn fine Gear! Ant not so much...

Once we finished Gears 2 we finally decided to try Horde mode. I got double chainsawed so many damn times. But it was fun as hell.
By the time we finished Gears 2 I had read all the Gears books so I was warming up to Baird. I was amused that when we played Horde mode without really thinking about it, we chose Baird and Cole.
We didnt make it too far, Hubby got tired of dying and we quit after I think 7 waves.

We'll skip through the horrific drama....ok, no i wont, i'll just sum it up real quick...

I ordered the Epic Edition of Gears 3 MONTHS ago from Amazon. Release day delivery of course. My daughter jokingly said "you're gonna be running to the door every half hour to see if its here and looking out the window like a sad puppy"
How right she was.
And by 5pm I was a rabid puppy cause I had no Gears. I chewed out Amazon, they blamed UPS and said "sorry"
I was spitting fire.
Next day it was supposed to arrive before 3pm... Sad angry puppy spent all day running to the door...by 5pm, I was in a murderous rage. Sent another angry email to Amazon.

Eventually I got my game and embarassed myself for all to see in a video my daughter put on her Facebook, which you will get to laugh at below.

Gears 3 was definitely worth the $150 and the frustration to get it. It was definitely the best of the 3. The funny bits were funny, the sad bits made me cry and the shooting things in the face bit was incredibly satisfying.
Baird was awesome, Sam was a bitch, Sam and Baird were hilarious snapping at each other.
While I was not expecting Mataki to be sporting dreads, The kitty fur was present and she was sufficiently badass, I approve. Wish there had been more of her in the game. She was definitely one of my favorite characters in the books.
I can't say much about it cause I suck at not giving spoilers...
Just that, if you liked the first 2 you'll love this one and that you might want a box of tissues handy, or maybe I'm just too girly, cause I cried, even after a second playthrough I cried.

After we finished the campaign we tried Horde mode and again, without really thinking about it I chose Baird and my husband chose Sam and between the two of us we beat down the Locust with one liners and insults...
I kid...but only a little.
We made it to wave 20 before throwing in the towel. I got smacked down so hard I'm still feeling it haha.

But, I promised you a really embarassing video...
A few things before I do.
Yeah, I look like a scrubby bum most of the time, so basically how I look in that video is how I look all the time.
Second, no, I'm not sick or losing my voice...I always sound like Popeye and Joan Rivers' lovechild.
Third, yes, I really love my statue that much.
and finally...yes, my kids are goofy, dirty little ragamuffins and I love em like that.

So its kinda dark, super dorky, and very embarassing (there might even be a bra on the floor in one shot) but here you go:

Edit: While having a conversation on Gamespot about this I wrote something that I should have added here, so, here's a little PS:

 Reading the novels, which are very well written will really get you to look at the game differently. One of the big things with 3 is that it was written by Karen Traviss, the woman who wrote the books, the first 2 werent.
She really knows how to bring out each character, fleshing them out so you feel like these are people who are really going through this massive hell along with their own personal demons. so while the game has this whole "fate of the world" thing going on, you walk away thinking about the people in it and wondering how they will deal with whatever happens afterwards....

Procrastination and Social Media, the 2 greatest enemies to my blog

I apologize for the lack of anything worthwhiles soon as i find my phone's cable to hook it up to my pc I'll upload the hilariously bad video of me opening my Gears Epic Edition that my daughter has plastered on her FB to embarass me lol. Apparently she was holding my phone upside down so I need to correct that before I post it.

I have finished the Gears 3 campaign and I am truly (I swear this time not like Dante's Inferno) I'm gonna make a nice big Gears related post soon. 

As I mention pretty much CONSTANTLY, my health is shite and sometimes its an effort just to get through the day. So sometimes I'm a little slower with sitting down to write than I would like. 

If you could only see my notebooks full of notes for things I wanted/want to write about.

Idealized male game characters to counterbalance the female sex kittens.

Dante's Inferno...and the hell just playing part of that horrid knock off GoW crap with its bastardized version of the Divine Comedy.

Castlevania- I once started taking copious notes for a big Castlevania retrospective that I never got around to writing.

Its also about time to update my "shame in list form". Lots of stuff to take off and add on to that list. 

I've also gone into some obsessive thing where I'm on like a billion different game sites for no discernible reason.

Raptr of course been there for a while now

While I've been on Gamespot for almost as long as I've been gaming I just started checking out Fuse.

I joined Xfire a couple of years ago but I never use it, so now i'm gonna give that a try.

Joined Playfire about 2 days ago and am still checking out how that works. 

and I discovered True Achievements last night from a friend's twitter post. I think its an interesting concept actually.

So, if you guys have any of those, look me up :)

As you can see, I never have time to game cause I'm too busy wasting time on all these other sites..and of course Twitter and Facebook.

Not only that I'm just worn out tired. and I broke my toe. my little pinky toe, and now i'm a sad panda.

But, it will pass and I will  write some of the things I listed about, because I WANT to talk about them.
i'm also open to suggestions.

and just because..here's a pathetically silly pic of me my daughter took with my phone when my Epic Edition came in.

Yes, I am an utter Dork

What the hell am I reading?

Long before I became an obsessive gamer, I was an obsessive reader. As a kid I rarely played video games, preferring to read and to this day I still treasure the very first book I remember reading often during my childhood, Robert Louis Stevenson's A Child's Garden of Verses.
Since you aren't my therapist we won't discuss my life growing up but I will say that books got me through most of it with most of my sanity intact. A book, any reading material really, was never far from my hand and to this day when I'm eating my Lucky Charms I'll read the box if I don't have a book handy.

Where the hell is this going?
I'm getting there and it is related to games. I swear. You know me, I take the meandering path anywhere.

When I was younger I mostly focused on classics. In my late teens I added more modern fare to my list. In between this I did my random studying, i'd pick a topic and research it for fun, Metallurgy, Arthurian Legend, Mythology, History...Yes, I've always been a giant nerd.

A few years back I discovered the Vampire Hunter D series and started reading and collecting both the novels and the manga as they are released. I also started reading more manga, Trinity Blood, Naruto, Inuyasha, Hikaru no Go to name a few.

What didn't interest me at all? Game novels. Pprobably because I didnt care for the games that were getting novelized. I admit it...Xbox fangirl that I am, I have never cared for or about Halo, any Halo game. I played a bit of the first one, it was ok, but it wasn't anything extraordinary.
That all changed when I read The Last Wish by Polish author Andrzej Sapkowski. If the name doesn't sound familiar, perhaps this one will, The Witcher.
The Witcher is based on Sapkowski's series of books.  Sadly only 2 have been translated to English, The Last Wish and Blood of Elves with a third one, Times of Contempt being planned for release next year.

Around the same time I played a lot of Dynasty Warriors 6 with my husband and like many other gamers it piqued my interest in the Three Kingdoms Period of Chinese History and I ended up ordering and reading the massive 4 book spanning Three Kingdoms by Guanzhong Luo, (BTW, I really recommend it, it was really amazing)

After reading these books I got curious about what other novels based on games I play might be out there, that maybe weren't exactly showcased at the local Borders.  Look and ye shall find....Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Gears of War, Dead Space and others. So I went on a shopping spree.

I don't know what I expected, but whatever it was, it wasn't what I got.

I read the Dragon Age books and  found myself wishing there were more than just 2 novels. I also found a lot of understanding and compassion for Teryn Loghain.

I bought all 3 Mass Effect novels, though I've only read 2 because the last one takes place after ME2 and I didnt want any spoilers however slight, and discovered they were deep, fascinating glimpses into both the world and some of the characters I had met in Mass Effect. Anderson was utterly badass in his youth.

One series I approached with low expectations was Gears of War. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Gears 1 and 2, Pre-ordered the Epic edition of Gears 3 and am trying to decide the best place to build my shrine to the Marcus Fenix statue it comes with. But, while I love Gears and find the story interesting and well written for the purposes of the games, I wasnt sure if it would be deep enough to make a good read. I couldn't have been more wrong. I just finished reading Coalition's End a few nights ago and I think I spent most of the book turning the pages breathlessly, wanting to see what happened next.
Not only were they great reads, the last 2 books did the impossible...they made me like Baird. THAT is one thing I didn't expect from the Gears books.

After reading a few of those books and admitting that perhaps I shouldnt have assumed all game novels would suck I bought 2 more game novels. One with high hopes and one with mild curiosity. Dead Space and The Elder Scrolls.

Well, the gravy train of awesome had to end sometime, right?

I started with Dead Space, didnt get too far in before asking myself  "wtf is going on and why the hell do I care? But I tried to keep going, eventually I got sidetracked by rereading The Great Book of Amber for the 27th time and so my husband read Dead Space. Upon completion he told me that it was really good and that I really should give it another go, if I got past the horrid beginning, it had a great payoff later on. So I went back to it and he was right. Don't worry, no spoilers or anything, but...wow, that didnt end the way I thought it would...at all.

Now I confess this incredibly long and non-funny...post...entry....whatever, has been leading up to this: The Infernal City, an Elder Scrolls  novel because I FINALLY finished it last night.
I was instantly interested when it was announced, I mean, I love me some Morrowind and Oblivion, even tried to get some of the older games to run on my pc...no go :( i guess I should have kept my old POS for old games. So I went into this with high expectations of high fantasy.

I can read a standard 500 page novel in a night if motivated. I've been reading the 285pg  Infernal City for months. I want my time AND my money back.
I finished the book with the same question I started it with... What the hell am I reading?
No really, what the hell was that? Cause I have no clue. The premise seemed promising, a floating city that turns people into zombies as it passes over them..hmm, I can dig that.
I'm not sure how long it takes the book to actually get to the floating city because those  285pages made War and Peace feel like a comic book.
I can't pronounce half the names I'm reading, the story jumps to a few different people out of the blue without much explanation and I can't say I found myself giving a damn about ANYTHING or ANYONE in the damn thing. Not to mention the wasted opportunity. Again, I promise, no spoilers in case you actually want to read this disaster...But, personally, If I were going to write about a mysterious floating city that turns people into zombies I'd find a really kick ass reason for it, no I dont know what exactly, but, that isnt important right now, I'm not a writer, well I am, sort of, just not a novelist...the point is, you know how I said in Dungeon Siege 3 I felt like every boss was just misunderstood and everything could have been solved if they talked instead of going straight to fighting? Pedestrian bosses with pedestrian problems do not epic stories make...
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I admit it..I had a point, this was going somewhere, especially the Dungeon Siege thing (I swear it wasnt just a plot to get you to click on another page of my blog for the pageviews, hehe.) but, the book is so horrifically awful that it actually turned ME into a mindless zombie mid-blog post. The thought has utterly gone, dammit I hate it when that happens.

So yeah...forget whatever i was saying, it'll come to me eventually I'm sure, like at 3am, in the middle of a dream about shoe sales (don't laugh, thats what I was dreaming about this morning. Ok, laugh, its kinda pathetic)

Back to Umbriel, the floating city over Tamriel...

The Product Description on Amazon says:

Four decades after the Oblivion Crisis, Tamriel is threatened anew by an ancient and all-consuming evil. It is Umbriel, a floating city that casts a terrifying shadow–for wherever it falls, people die and rise again.

And it is in Umbriel’s shadow that a great adventure begins, and a group of unlikely heroes meet. A legendary prince with a secret. A spy on the trail of a vast conspiracy. A mage obsessed with his desire for revenge. And Annaig, a young girl in whose hands the fate of Tamriel may rest . . . .

Based on the award-winning The Elder Scrolls, The Infernal City is the first of two exhilarating novels following events that continue the story from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, named 2006 Game of the Year.

Wow, that sounds so cool and interesting. Spys and undead and a dashing Prince! Sign me up!
What I got instead was a disjointed, poorly written fan-fic that happened to take place in Tamriel. I realize that there is a sequel planned but really, there are cliffhangers and then there's the place where the author just stops writing...

Its hard to not just give up the whole stupid plot here because without actually giving you spoilers you can't comprehend why I loathed this book so much.  Tell ya what, i'm gonna write  the whole ugly thing below and you highlight it if you wanna  read it, will that work for you?

Ok so you read that little blurb about the story above, well lets go ahead and give you the REAL story.

No one MEETS anyone else. Annaig has an Argonian friend named Glim and they start off hanging out, get separated and then meet up again. 
Annaig talks to the prince through a magical locket and mechanical bird (nowhere near as cool as the owl in Clash of the Titans)
The Spy never meets either annaig, Glim, The Prince or anyone else for that matter besides an old buddy that has zero to do with the plot. 
Wait, I take all that back, the Prince meets the "mage bent on revenge"
Ok so 2 people actually physically "meet"


The "great adventure" 


Annaig is a nerdy wannabe mage and Glim is her somewhat boring Argonian buddy. Shit's going down in Black Marsh and her dad wants to send her away to Cyyrodil. Annaig jumps ship meets up with Glim sees the floating city and drinks a potion she's cooked up so they can fly up there. 
The place is weird and kinda pretty, Everyone in Black Marsh dies and becomes zombies. 
Annaig and Glim get captured and she's made a cook in the kitchens and he's sent to "the sump" a lake? River? Some sort of watery area where they collect seafood for the kitchens. Its also the place dead bodies get dumped and new "people" are born. Yes the Island is like ultimate friggin reincarnation, people die, they get dumped in the water, the fishies eat them, then they are reborn fully grown out of sacks underwater to hatch and carry on til they die again. WTF???


Annaig has heard about the epic exploits of the prince and sends her magic bird to find him so she can tell him about the floating island and have him come to her rescue. This plan does succeed, well, the finding the prince part.
Turns out our Legendary Prince's deep dark secret is..he's a loser. But he doesn't know it. Every  badass thing he's ever done, every battle he's fought in, they've been rigged by his daddy. All of his guards know about it, they all laugh behind his back, but he really thinks he's the man. 
So the prince sets out with his guard to rescue Annaig, against his daddy's orders, because daddy knows "Treb" will get his ass handed to him on a platter in a real fight. Shortly after setting out on his quest the new hot chick he had recruited into his guard beats the tar out of him while her friends come down and incinerate or shoot everyone else. See, she was hired to kill his dumb ass, but instead decides she can make a lot of coin by selling him. She tells loser boy all about his fake exploits and he whines about it being lies, while she kicks his ass again. 
This is where angry mage makes his appearance. He takes her out and most of her band and rescues prince whiny. He tells the prince that everything bitch said was true and he's a pathetic excuse for a man, this makes the prince cry and feel hopeless because now he isnt man enough to rescue Annaig. Angry Mage tells him to suck it up.
Annaig....
Mean while Annaig is kicking ass at making strange dishes in the kitchen while trying to figure out how to vacate Dodge and not get whacked for bad food. Another Kitchen invades the one she works at and kills everyone in order to take the talented cook Annaig for their own. (these are not metaphors people, this is really about kitchen staff making food for the inhabitants of the floating island) The head chef of the new kitchen "Lord something-or-other" not only wants Annaig to make good food he's hoping to steam it up in the bedroom too but she wont go for it. She's busy waiting for Prince charming to save her. 


And the Spy, what about the spy...yeah, he's actually a noob inspector on his 3rd case, he  thinks the prince is still alive and is trying to figure out who set up the prince, but, it never really leads anywhere of great import really...the butler did it..well the prime minister which is just as generic (I'm assuming it was the prime minister because every time he's mentioned everyone gets the "EUREEKA!!I've found it thing).
That's it, thats the deep intrigue with the spy. It goes no further.


Surly mage and prince make cat friends (Khajit), prince tries to recruit a friend and gets him killed, surly mage decides to take a shortcut to the next location of the floating city, through Oblivion, where they are chased by Hircine, all kitties die. 


Annaig meanwhile survives an assassination attempt by a jealous cook, finds her missing stinky black liquid so she can make a flying potion and reunites with Glim.


and NOW the deep dark reason behind the floating city....


So yeah, in Morrowind there was some floating Ministry thing over the main city. (you know, I could look up the names of all this stuff but I'm too lazy) Well apparently it was magically stopped there from crashing into the ground by the god Vivec, he must not be a very good god if he could manage to stop it but not keep it there or send it away or something. So the Dunmer made a cool machine thing to keep the Ministry up in the air, one little snag...it needed souls to power the machine and keep it up there. They couldnt keep killing people so surly mage and his buddy figured out a way to tap into living people's souls and suck them out slowly, allowing them to maximize their soul usage. All was dandy til Surly Mage's buddy took his girlfriend to use as a battery. Surly mage ran to her rescue, fought with his now ex-buddy and they broke the machine sending the ministry crashing down on the city killing everyone.Way to go dudes!


Surly and his friend make a break from the firey crash into Oblivion where they both end up trapped by Umbra, who kicked Clavicus Vile's ass and then chucked the sword also named Umbra out the Oblivion gate before it closed. Surly gets away eventually, and decides to find the sword and then find his ex-friend and kill him.
His buddy uses his dark arts to screw over Umbra and Vile, he cant get out of Oblivion but he warps time and space and the land and whatever else he can and it becomes this floating island, powered by souls. This would be why wherever the city passes people become zombies, it sucks their souls out. OOH he's definitely a bad guy now.


Surly cant' find the sword and him and the prince are about to bite it when something happens (I fell asleep) and they end up confronting Surly's buddy on his floatie Island of doom. 


So what does Surly's friend REALLY want? 
He wants the white-gold tower in the middle of the Imperial City
For what nefarious purpose? 
So he can break out of Oblivion, see, no one can leave the island, they become incorporeal if they try to leave, because its still tied to Oblivion. 
What havoc will he wreak when he gets out of Oblivion?
None, seriously. He literally wants to park the Island somewhere and chill. Yeah, all that drama and buildup..guy wants to park his ride and relax.


Surly and the Prince say hell no, dude gives a big ole speech, Surly attacks, gets killed, Prince is still alive and presumably still useless.


Annaig and Glim take her nasty potion and make a break for it, but oh snap! they start fading away. Yeah, they can't leave. 

The end.
No, really, the end.
That's where the book ends.

No sequel can save this turd.
I will commend the book for one thing. Its exactly what I once thought game novels would be like.

Luckily, its the first one I've read that is truly horrid with nothing to redeem it. Of course, I haven't gotten around to God of War novel yet....
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Sihaya asked me to post my thoughts about the book after we ate lunch. I'm her husband, hater of all things Lucas Montbarron and newfound convert to DJ Hero II. Anyways, it seems like a really wasted opportunity, we're talking about the minds behind the Oblivion and Morrowind stories and a gazillion (re: Borderlands!) side stories actually approving this book to print and a sequel after that. Given the rich stories behind them both, (full disclaimer: I haven't, and after talking to Sihaya, there's no way in hell I will ever read this book) the only way I can sum up the author's work is this video which YouTube will not allow anyone to embed. It's the question we all should be asking.

All nighters and dammit give me my smurfin' phone back!

   So as usual. I forget to update this damn thing. Its not that I don't want to, its not that I don't have stuff to write about, its that I'm a lazy procrastinator. Not only that but, for some reason no one needs me until I either sit down to write or decide to draw.
  So lets see...where to start..its been a while and there's so much....

  Ok, well lets start with games I've been playing.
  When last I posted I was playing Gears 2 and had started Bulletstorm among other games. Well I did manage to complete both of those. YAY! I actually finished Bulletstorm in one sitting on a Saturday. Man I laughed so damn hard I almost cried. Definitely a game worth renting. I still stand by my conclusion that it isnt worth $60 but, from the bargain bin? or a rental? Hell yeah. "Sushi Dick" is actually one of my favorite sayings now, its even better than "Dick Tits". You know, for all the hype about the games language...it was really not all that bad. Honestly, there was only one part of the dialog that bothered me...at one point Grayson says "Super Duper. Color me Jubilant" and I couldn't help but wonder... "Jubilant? really? Scuzzy drunk space pirate...Jubilant?"  Yes, of all the offensive dialog, that was what bugged the hell out of me. Aside from that the game was pretty amusing, good for killing 6-8 hours.

  But, 6-8 hours, thats not exactly an all-nighter is it? No, that honor was reserved for Dragon Age: Origins. Coming off my victorious high from finishing Gears 1 & 2 and Bulletstorm, I decided I would make some progress in DA:O. What started as a little evening drooling over how dreamy Alistair is, became some driving need to get through the damn game already. Took me 20 hours straight, but I finished it. I killed that damn Archdemon. I felt triumphant joy for about 30 seconds, then I realized, "now I need to get through the DLC and the Expansion" I started the first DLC and realized I was all Dragon Age-ed out. Still havent gone back to it, though I need to because I am dying to play DA2. Maybe this week...maybe.
  Another game that keeps on racking the hours is Borderlands. According to Raptr I've put 353 hours into it so far, though I dont think thats exactly right since for a while I was playing  every night for hours and it didn't moved from 295. I'm not sure why I play so much Borderlands, it doesn't exactly have a riveting story. But damn if I'm not addicted to Mordecai's maniacal laugh.

   It hasn't all been game playing on my consoles. I've gone on many little shopping sprees as well. Recent additions to my library include God of War 3, Uncharted 2, Folklore, Marvel Vs. Capcom 3, Dynasty Warriors 7, Brotherhood of Steel, 123...kick it, Hoard, and plenty more that have completely slipped my mind. But much like an infomercial announcer...thats not all!
   Recently we have acquired an iPad. At first, it sat there in its box, looking pathetic and lonely. I tried to like it, but I couldn't, it seemed so pointless to me. I found some use for it looking up game guides while outside smoking, but, really, that wasn't exactly a good reason to fire up the iPad. (honestly, there really is no real reason to own one of these things). So i started messing around and downloaded a few games. Yes, Angry Birds was one of the first games I downloaded, followed by Fruit Ninja and...dare i admit it....Smurf Village. Suddenly I couldn't put the damn thing down. I quickly accepted that I sucked at Angry Birds, but I make a kick ass Fruit Ninja. The Smurfs are my gaming shame. I find it idiotic and dull. Its ridiculous that you either have to drop a wad of cash or wait an eternity for everything to finish, reset, be available for use. However, I can't help myself. I'm now at level 13 of this asinine game. I think I need professional help.

  Another recent acquisition was a new phone.
  Tired of my POS LG Neon turning itself off randomly and annoyingly. Especially mid text message. I decided it was time for an upgrade. I felt out of the technology loop so, I got an HTC Inspire. I love my phone...so...very...much.  I'm not sure how well it does with phone calls, but damn if I don't love playing with the thing. Sadly, my kids have realized that mommy has all sorts of games on her phone and if left unguarded, my phone will be found in tiny hands.

  So now I can expand my obsession with acquiring games to encompass the iPad and my Droid phone...But just to feel like I'm not just pointlessly wasting time slicing fruit every chance I get...I have books on them too...Currently I'm reading Tuck on the iPad. Its the final book in a trilogy about Robin Hood by Stephen Lawhead.(years ago he wrote a fabulous series of books about King Arthur called The Pendragon Cycle. I highly recommend it) and I'm about to start Journey to the West on my phone. Also, to live up to my name and as further proof of my obsession, I have the full collection of Dune books on both my phone and iPad. Along with the Chronicles of Amber by Roger Zelazny. If you haven't read any of these books, read them! They are amazing.
  While the ipad has just become my pointless game timewaster, my phone has proven to be much more useful (still havent used it for calls much). I've started working out and watching my calories in an attempt to get myself in Bikini shape by this summer. Let me tell ya, I laughed when I first got my 5 minute ab workout app. I wasn't laughing so much afterward. I was too out of breath and aching to laugh. BRUTAL.
 
   Meanwhile my kids continue to make me proud of their gaming ways.

Sapito has an addiction to Borderlands almost as big as mine. He also has much love for Lego games. I swear, I suck at all those Lego games. Not him. He's finished Lego Star Wars on the PS2, PSP and DS more times than I can count. Same with Lego Indiana Jones 1 and 2 and Lego Batman. I recently bought him Lego Indy 1&2 and Batman for the 360. Also got him Lego Star Wars 3 on the PC. I thought he would explode from glee. He's anxiously awaiting the release of Lego Pirates of the Caribbean, and I must admit...I kinda am too. I love me some Jack Sparrow, even if he's in Lego form. He gave Vanquish a good try and lately he's been going around kicking all our asses at Marvel Vs Capcom 3 and Mortal Kombat Vs DC Universe. (he loves rubbing it in that he beat me with my favorite character every time he wins with Wesker)

Ghani, is more quirky in her gaming choices.She has the Borderlands bug as well, but she also loves to rack up hours in Fallout New Vegas. We both share much love for Boone. Though I admit, I might love him just a tad more. She's played a bit of Bulletstorm and Call of Duty Black Ops but her real love is The Sims 3. I am not a Sims person but, whatever floats her boat.

Falls, is the least gaming oriented one. She can go weeks without touching a single game. She gave Vanquish a try and liked it ok, but it didnt really grab her. She likes playing Fruit Ninja a lot and something called Pocket Frogs on the ipad. (they all love that frog game).

I could write so much more but the natives are restless and I cant concentrate anymore. I'll try to be a little more regular is my updates.